In Bible versus Quran: is the Lord God a Barber or a Hair Dresser?

God in Bible versus Allah in Quran-3Whoever pronounces the saying: 'There is no god
 except Allah has made a pact with Him, so it is
In the Bible, the LORD God will whistle for flies andunlawful, after making a pact with Allah, to disobey
for bees; and He will act like a Barber or a HairHim in any of His commandments or prohibitions, in
Dresser and He will use a Hired Razor!secret or in public, or to support His enemy, or to
Also, Isaiah 7:17-20 says that the Lord God will bringshow enmity towards a friend of His.
upon you and upon your people and upon your 
father's house such days as have not come since the 
day that Ephraim departed from Judah—the kingThe Bible
of Assyria." was Judah the king of Assyria?Isaiah 7:17-20 (English Standard Version)
 17 The LORD will bring upon you and upon your
In the Noble Quran, Allah never ever whistles for fliespeople and upon your father's house such days as
or for bees; and He will never ever act like a Barberhave not come since the day that Ephraim departed
or a Hair Dresser and He will never ever use a Hiredfrom Judah—the king of Assyria."
Razor! How come that the owner of all the worlds18In that day the LORD will whistle for the fly that is
does not have a razor and He will hire one?  Allah isat the end of the streams of Egypt, and for the bee
extremely far beyond these things; He is not like usthat is in the land of Assyria.
and anyone who says or believes in that will dwell in19And they will all come and settle in the steep
the Eternal fire in the Hereafter.ravines, and in the clefts of the rocks, and on all the
It is a very insulting sin to say that about thethorn bushes, and on all the pastures.
Almighty Creator; and such sin is unforgivable.20In that day the Lord will shave with a razor that is
 hired beyond the River—with the king of
Verse 2:255 of the Noble Quran says:Assyria—the head and the hair of the feet, and it
Allah, there is no god, that is, there is none worthywill sweep away the beard also.
of being worshipped in all existence, except Him, He 
is:The Quran:
The Alive the Living, Verse 2:255 (Qarib's translation)
The Eternal, the Self-existent Who has noAllah, there is no god except he, the living, the
beginning. everlasting. Neither dozing, nor sleep overtakes him.
The Everlasting,To him belongs all that is in the heavens and the
The Eternal Sustainer,earth. Who is he that shall intercede with him except
The One constantly engaged in the management ofby his permission! He knows what will be before their
His creation.hands and what was behind them, and they do not
 comprehend anything of his knowledge except what
It is said that Verse 2:255 of the Noble Quran is thehe willed. His seat embraces the heavens and the
greatest and the mightiest verse in the Quran.earth, and the preserving of them does not weary
Within it is Lord God's Greatest Name, Allah.Him. He is the High, the Great.
There is no god except Him, He is the Living, the 
Eternal Sustainer.==================
The Living, the Eternal Sustainer is the One who 
oversees everything pertaining to His creatures: theirBack to my question to the smart and interested
life spans, their actions, and their provision.reader:
He is the One who requites goodness with goodnessAre the Scholars truthful when they claim that the
and misdeeds with forgiveness, but He requitesQuran quoted from the Bible?
hypocrisy, disbelief and innovation with punishment.